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Saturday, November 24, 2012

Defining SEX


You were a boy of your plump erection; so thick with the nimble intent to do-it and always do-it.

This force; this static electricity that sluiced through your body like wire shock, this uprush; this inventing fluid that surged through your veins and connected your sinuses with sighs so strong; this can’t just be explained in a singular noun word – sex. Even that is a misjudgement of the blissful blood that coursed through your system. For the word ‘sex’ is brief and briefly pronounced. Those feelings you were always left with, in and after those emotional processions, were eternally transforming; they were not transient. For this, you must not call it ‘sex’, it should be pronounced ‘sexing’; that is continuous, for you never had the satisfaction of having it once. 

The day you were caught with Titi was the day you temporarily stopped.

The day you were seen in the main act wasn’t the first time you had done-it– you have always had sexing before then; in masturbation, wet-dreams and with CDs, before you eventually did it in your house and on the couch with Titi.

You have always done this. Yes. I mean it when I say you’ve always done-it. And many times have you always escaped. You didn’t just know you have often had sexing in the past. You thought you have only been pleasuring yourself before the day you filled Titi’s deep recess immediately after school hours that Friday. There have been days your sexings were without two teats and a moist hole. Your only tool then was the white unlabelled discs you accumulated through your video vendor. Plain white discs you always told your Dad were backup CDs of some software and document on your laptop. But you and the vendor knew otherwise, they were Mojos.

Other times, when you were not playing these discs on your system in your room, where you would silently moan, excitedly pinch yourself and mobbed the starchy drops on the bed you sat upon; you would steal into the palour when your parents had gone to sleep and tune down the volume of the TV as images acrobatically displaying fleshes, wetness and feverish moans screened before you.

You remember the night your Mummy expected you to have been in bed? The night she screamed and hurriedly woke up your Dad for fear that fire was gutting the house from the parlour? The same night she mistook the ball-room colourful lights the TV was beaming in the darkness the parlour was in, which bounced on the walls in different cinema beauties and slit through the curtains of the adjacent rooms close by, one of which was your parents’?

As she was rushing to the parlour with your Dad and with the clear fear of horror on her face, she saw your shadow on the wall and thought you might have been caught in the fire. She screamed. Can you remember how you had balanced the TV remote in your left hand as you widely spread your legs and examined how your shame grew thick? Can you recall how swiftly you dialled another station and cover the budge between your legs with the dining napkin as her scream jolted you? When they saw you balanced on the couch, they felt relieved and told you off on staying up late watching the TV. They were also angry the neon lights from the TV had given them the impression fire was touching the house. You lied your Government teacher had asked you to watch the recorded proceeding of Obasanjo’s attempted impeachment, which was what you told them  you were doing watching News @ 10 on Channels.

When next you are asked to define sex, now you know how to. Use your experiences. And please, start by saying it is called sexing and not sex.

26 comments:

  1. I did not read this o.....just saw the alphabets and the words and the sentences and the paragraphs...but I did not read this fine piece...not at all.

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  2. LOL @ .....You lied your Government teacher had asked you to watch the recorded proceeding of Obasanjo’s attempted impeachment......'

    Oh my God. God help parents oh... Too too funny

    Hope you are well dear.

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  3. Okay o, now we know better what to say. Thumbs up.

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  4. @Kukogho. Okay o... I hear you o. True, I know you really never read this.

    @N.I.L. I am good. What about you? Seriously, parents need more upgrading to put their children in check in this age.

    @Shittufowora. Ose joor. Now you know better when you are asked to define that thing.

    @Toinlicious. Na why you come dey cough now? Chei!

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  5. Ermmm... blank CD's... I'm honestly lost oh! Can I naively ask how that works? Pardon me.

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  6. Your prose writing is getting better. That is all I can say :)

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  7. @Hannahs. Aw... That's a mistake and I just corrected that. It shouldn't have read that way.

    @Myne. Thank you, Myne. :)

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  8. Thanks for coming by my blog at intervals. Sorry for the late follow, now following back.

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  9. @ilola, many thanks for the following! Thank you for always reading and commenting on the blog too.

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  10. lol. speaking from experience i see
    thanks for dropping by my blog. i appreciate your comments

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  11. @Luciano. Speaking from experience? Hmmm.... I never said that o. Thanks for dropping by my blog too.

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  12. Hiya! First time here. Hehe. Captivating story too.

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  13. @Micheal. Thank you so much for dropping by my blog. I appreciate it.

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  14. @dayor. Wetin dey make you laugh now? You no wan talk abi?

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  15. So funny and interesting, bringing back old memories, hahahah, watching porn in the living room.

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  16. @Abbey. Old memories... hahaha... Na you talk that one o, no be me. lol
    Thanks for the comment.

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  17. @Sykik. Thank you so much. Happy New Year to you too.

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  18. Happy new year to you, wish you the best for 2013.

    You haven't posted in a while, miss your posts.

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  19. @Eya. Thank you so much! I wish you the best of 2013 too.

    @Hannahs. Happy New year to you. Thank you! I've been hooked up with academic stuffs lately, but I am coming up with a post soon. Just soon. Thank you for checking up on me.

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  20. Hi Dear, I have tagged you in the BBC book list tag. Please, check the most recent post on my blog for details.

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  21. @ilola, I will check it out right away. Thank you.

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  22. lol. Teenagers and sex and porn. God deliver my children!

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